Found, Then Kept

The shop is open and search finds nothing. One product makes you readable, another keeps you that way. Neither is in the $199 bundle.

What this film argues

The film’s most important line is a footnote: nobody can promise you a ranking, and this is the part that can be done. Everything before it is a list of things a machine can genuinely consume — the name spelled one way everywhere, an address that matches the listings, hours that parse, the services written in words.

It then names two separate products at their own prices and says twice, in as many words, that neither is part of the $199 bundle. It closes by asking which one you need first rather than selling both.

Who it is for

For a business that is open and trading but does not come up in local search, and wants to know what is actually fixable before spending anything.

Narration

The shop is open.

Search finds nothing.

Local search reads facts, not adjectives.

Your name, spelled the same way everywhere.

An address that matches your listings.

Hours a machine can parse.

Nobody can promise you a ranking.

This is the part that can be done.

Local SEO setup is two hundred and ninety-nine dollars, one time.

Maintenance is forty-nine ninety-nine a month.

Two separate products.

Neither one is included in the one hundred and ninety-nine dollar bundle.

What is on screen

  1. Get found

    • The shop is open. Search finds nothing.

  2. What local search reads

    • It reads facts, not adjectives.
    • The name spelled one way everywhere
    • An address that matches the listings
    • Hours a machine can parse
    • The services, in words
    • Nobody can promise you a ranking. This is the part that can be done.

  3. Local SEO Setup — $299 one time

    • Structured local data on your site
    • Your core profiles, set up and consistent
    • Analytics verified, so you can see the visits
    • A one-time setup. Not a subscription, and not part of the $199 bundle.

  4. Website Maintenance — $49.99 a month

    • Updates checked
    • Backups verified
    • Small content touches
    • Cancel any time. Its own product, and not part of the $199 bundle.

  5. Two separate products

    • Get found. Then stay found.
    • famtasticdesigns.com/packages
    • Neither one is included in the $199 bundle. Ask which you need first.

Running time 0:28. Narrated throughout.